Introducing The World’s First Lamp Powered By Negative Energy
By Nikita
April 1, 2024
The first ever lamp powered by bad vibes.
After years of trying and and in an absolute watershed moment, we’ve discovered how to harness the energy from negative energy and use it to power a lamp. When vibes are bad, negomones are released into the atmosphere. The Chillamp capture negomones using a built-in module which converts it to an electron source powering it.
Passive aggressiveness
Internet arguments
Drainers
Bad dates
Bad news
Creeps
Karens
Gaslighters
Boofheads
Exes
They can all be now used to power this incredible light. Say goodbye negativity, hello electricity with the chillamp.
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